weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive